Demotivation
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DARE TO SOAR
With enough hot air,
even losers like you can fly.
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DESTINY
Failure is not an option.
It's your destiny.
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FATE
is like an unpopular restaurant filled with odd
waiters bringing you things you didn't order
and don't like.
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GOALS
Be ordinary, because
striving for anything more is useless.
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MOTIVATION
Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly
motivated individual.
To survive, stay lazy.
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MULTITASKING
is the ability to do twice as much as you should
and half as well as you could.
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PERFECTION
The race for perfection has no end,
so it's more like a death march.
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SELF DISCOVERY
Someday you'll find yourself,
and you'll be disappointed.
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SLACKERS
Forcing you to work more because
they won't.
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SOLUTIONS
When deciding whether to fight fire with fire,
remember that fire departments use water.
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STRESS
Inside every beautiful snowflake is a unique meltdown waiting to happen.
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SUCCESS
is just failure that
hasn't happened yet.
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TRADITION
Just because you've always done it that way
is no guarantee that it's not an incredibly stupid
idea.
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